It's an Invasion, De Arimasu!

A. 773 Bunker Street

[Keroro groans as he wakes up on the living room couch.]

Gero...my head. What happened to me?

[He gets up and walks around the household. He passes by a calender but backtracks to see what the date is.]

Wh-what?! How is this...Was I droned for a while?

B. Park

[Keroro's just sitting on a bench, looking up at an overhanging tree. Some of the leaves are changing colors.]

It's fall already? I remember Giroro always piling up some leaves and roasting some sweet potatoes. Great, now I'm craving for some of those.

[He stands up and shouts out to anyone listening.]

HEEEY! ARE THERE ARE ANY PEKOPONIANS WHO CAN ROAST SOME SWEET POTATOES? I'LL DO CHORES TO MAKE IT UP!

Attention all citizens of Mayfield! This is Sargent Keroro of the Keronian Army. Before I wound up here, I was actually in charge of a mission of taking over Pekopon or Earth as known to most of you Pekoponians, de arimasu.

Look, I wanna take over Pekopon just so I can do whatever I want and everyone does my work while worshiping me.  Extra points to those who offer me wonderful cow flesh stew and the latest Gundam models! Except I can't really conquer when my Platoon's not here to do all my dirty work. I don't have my KeRobo MK-II so doing it by force isn't going to happen. Yeah, I gave up on trying to take over here. Not worth my time since there are no Gundam models here. Why couldn't we be set during the 80s?

Oh and um....Lion-dono and everyone at my home, the reason why the dishes take forever getting washed is because I've been taking a bath in the kitchen sink while I wash the dishes. I don't think any residue on it is toxic since Fuyuki and Natsumi-dono never passed out from it and I rinse them very well. And yeah, I've been doing a bunch of other chores when no one's looking, except those dealing with the greenry since I don't think Viktoria-dono would like that. You guys need refresher courses on how to clean, de arimasu!

Keroro, over and out!

[And now he just realizes he's managed to compromise his military position AGAIN but at least they can't touch him from Mayfield but now he'll be in his little corner all traumatized by this.]

[All of Keroro's plans to walk through out Mayfield were immediately derailed thanks to that darn freeway.]

Gero...this would easier to deal with if I had my usual transport around, de arimasu. How am I supposed to get around now?

[He just keeps staring at the cars passing by.]

I wonder...

[He gets ready to start crossing even though this will not end well. At all.]

Alright, my fellow Pekoponinans residents of the Grand Line, while I was sitting around brushing all these rabbits' coats, I came up with a great idea!

So everyone has photos of themselves, right? Okay, here's how it goes:

1. One person comments with a theme (ie childhood, best friends, a color, etc.)
2. Reply to that comment with a photo that matches the theme
3. You can comment to other peoples photos and save them for blackmail purposes later
4. ????
5. PROFIT

What do you say you guys, you in?

[ooc: BTW, you may post fanart, official art, anything goes!]

Ah....it's so cold. Luckily, thanks to the blankets and even the kotatsu Japan-dono has given me, I'm feeling so much warmer. Nothing's more fun than building gundam models under the warmth of a nice kotatsu. Though, it's more fun if you build them with friends, de arimasu.

Strangely enough, Giroro, who always yells at me to start working on invasion plans, is quiet. Did he find someway back to Pekopon or something? Nah, he would've dragged me along too. It's just that, I'm so used to having someone boss me around like Natsumi-dono or Giroro...maybe I'm getting homesick? I wonder how the others are doing?

Hey fellow humans, thanks for taking that quiz I posted a few days ago!

The first place winner is Fujiko-dono, who got right on the first try! So as promised, I'll clean your room for a week or any specific place in the SDC you request.

Runner-up is Ataru. You can use some of our fuel for your jet pack.

And now the moment of truth: THE ANSWERS!

A. Alien. That happens to be Mois-dono, as in Angol Mois, the Lord of Destruction that Nostra-what's-his-face prophesized would destroy the world. She's a close friend of mine. That's her normal Earthling form.

B. Human. Natsumi-dono. Fuyuki-dono's older sister and SCARY AS HELL. She keeps calling me stupid frog and makes me do chores around the house.

C. Alien. His name is 556 (read as Kogoro). He's a friend from my childhood, working as a space detective.

D. Alien. Dasonu Maso. He can spring up an afro onto anybody with a special beam he shoots from his eyes.

E. Human. Mama-dono!! She's Fuyuki-dono and Natsumi-dono's mom. She's super busy working as an editor for Shonen Alpha.

(ooc: Too lazy to link back all the pics, but they're all on his last post.)

So a lot of Pekoponians are suddenly singing instead of speaking and same goes for me!

How about something to cheer everyone up?
( ooc cut: yes, it's a monty python reference )


Oh and for some more fun, how about a drawing song?!

Man...it's been so hot lately. My skin keeps drying out, so I have go to the swimming pools a lot now since it's not like I can jump into the ocean or something like that. It would be like having all the water in me sucked out of me like a Nyororo. DO NOT WANT.

Hey, Giroro, remember when we did some synchronized swimming once? Are you up for it by any chance? You seem a little more tense than usual.

Oh and if anyone finds this Keronian:



Could you tell me? His name is Kururu, and he's part of my platoon.