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sgtgunplaAttention all citizens of Mayfield! This is Sargent Keroro of the Keronian Army. Before I wound up here, I was actually in charge of a mission of taking over Pekopon or Earth as known to most of you Pekoponians, de arimasu.
Look, I wanna take over Pekopon just so I can do whatever I want and everyone does my work while worshiping me. Extra points to those who offer me wonderful cow flesh stew and the latest Gundam models! Except I can't really conquer when my Platoon's not here to do all my dirty work. I don't have my KeRobo MK-II so doing it by force isn't going to happen. Yeah, I gave up on trying to take over here. Not worth my time since there are no Gundam models here. Why couldn't we be set during the 80s?
Oh and um....Lion-dono and everyone at my home, the reason why the dishes take forever getting washed is because I've been taking a bath in the kitchen sink while I wash the dishes. I don't think any residue on it is toxic since Fuyuki and Natsumi-dono never passed out from it and I rinse them very well. And yeah, I've been doing a bunch of other chores when no one's looking, except those dealing with the greenry since I don't think Viktoria-dono would like that. You guys need refresher courses on how to clean, de arimasu!
Keroro, over and out!
[And now he just realizes he's managed to compromise his military position AGAIN but at least they can't touch him from Mayfield but now he'll be in his little corner all traumatized by this.]
Look, I wanna take over Pekopon just so I can do whatever I want and everyone does my work while worshiping me. Extra points to those who offer me wonderful cow flesh stew and the latest Gundam models! Except I can't really conquer when my Platoon's not here to do all my dirty work. I don't have my KeRobo MK-II so doing it by force isn't going to happen. Yeah, I gave up on trying to take over here. Not worth my time since there are no Gundam models here. Why couldn't we be set during the 80s?
Oh and um....Lion-dono and everyone at my home, the reason why the dishes take forever getting washed is because I've been taking a bath in the kitchen sink while I wash the dishes. I don't think any residue on it is toxic since Fuyuki and Natsumi-dono never passed out from it and I rinse them very well. And yeah, I've been doing a bunch of other chores when no one's looking, except those dealing with the greenry since I don't think Viktoria-dono would like that. You guys need refresher courses on how to clean, de arimasu!
Keroro, over and out!
[And now he just realizes he's managed to compromise his military position AGAIN but at least they can't touch him from Mayfield but now he'll be in his little corner all traumatized by this.]
